Many a quote for many an occasion...
* "all my life ive been searching for something; something never comes, never leads to nothing; nothing satisfies, but im getting close - closer to the prize at the end of the rope..." -Foo Fighters (all my life)

* "i always get all of those confused, you know, enema, pedicure, epidermis, epidermal... maybe i should get myself a clitoris!" "please tell me you mean a thesaurus" - Robin Williams/nurse (Nine Months)

*"I wish they packed potato chips the way they pack pickles..." -Ellen Degeneres

*"you don't try to lead, but they follow - and everyone's so busy agreeing with you that they never even hear what you eay. it gets a little lonely at the top doesn't it? yeah, you've got it all - looks, charisma, and a natural charm that makes all the other little sheep follow you - and you've been told you're perfect for so long that you're starting to believe it. people love you but they hate you and sometimes you hate yourself and can't figure out why. i'll give you a hint - can we say 'superiority complex'? but oddly underneath it all you are very alone - it's not easy being perfect. enjoy your life at the top but be careful. it's a long way down."