So. You think I'm gorgeous. You want to kiss me. You want to date me. You want to marry me... All potential boyfriends must read the following.



My dating standards have gone thru the roof. If he's not sweet and considerate and a gentleman, he's gone. He has to be spontaneous and surprise me and buy me stuff for no reason at all. He has to be outgoing and has to get along well with my friends. And his friends have to like me too. He has to be attractive (I'm not shallow, I just couldnt live without that....), but not pay attention to it, himself. He has to care about his appearance, but not obsess about it. He has to have good taste and like alot of the things I like (mainly music). He has to be the kind of guy who will come see EVERY performance of a show that I have.

AND HE HAS TO PASS THE TEST. I will not disclose the information on the test. He just has to pass it

The male in question must not lack in self-confidence, but must not obsess over himself. He should also not be opposed to giving back massages on a moment's notice, not always expecting one in return. Also, this guy must tickle my back, enjoy it, and not ask for anything in return. He must NOT be spoiled and must not EVER take me for granted. He must not be a baby - he must be able to stand pain. But he must not go looking for pain or find joy in it. He must not have any serious psychological disorders.

The male in question must not be a horny bastard. He must not expect me to fulfill any sexual desires, but see it as a blessing if I allow him to touch me. I am to be treated as a queen. Strange fetishes are not suggested. Abnormal piercings are not suggested either.

The male in question must be sensitive, but not cry about everything. He must not be afraid of committment. He must be able to handle a relationship. He must not rush into things. He must be willing to take everything as slow as I say. He must be willing to try new things, but not be willing to put his life on the line for a stupid cause. He must not be afraid to be himself around me, no matter what the circumstances.

The male in question must not obsess about religion. I am completely anti-religion. I would hope that he would share my views on reincarnation, fate, destiny, kismet... He must share my view on food - It is the best thing in the world and should be eaten every second of every day.

The male in question must like me... as I am... all or nothing.